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t had been never ever probably going to be the bog-standard stag weekend out in Latvia. Cheap vodka doesn’t have attraction to a person in recovery. And pole dancers invariably home in on
Russell Brand
, perhaps not additional means around. But also for some grooms a marriage actually a wedding without a stag do 1st. And Brand, who’s as a result of get married artist Katy Perry quickly, is regarded as all of them.

But what’s a bloke to do, if he’s not getting pissed and find an STI? In a current interview Brand indicated a desire to do some thing nutritious and outdoorsy. “My most useful man says we are going to get white-water rafting and shoot arrows,” Brand mentioned. “We’ll be like merry guys. Perhaps we will come to be outlaws, bandits for a while.”

Since Noel Gallagher normally coming, it is just starting to seem similar to a scene from Deliverance than a proper stag perform. Certainly there has to be more desirable choices for the a listing; and ones that give you instead better probability of coming back again in one part.

The Stag Company specialises in tailoring parties to people’s requirements. Thus I asked them to produce some thing unique for Brand. Their particular event co-ordinator, Leila Austin-Fell, recommended you start with a night on Royal Suite at Lanesborough Hotel in London followed closely by a champagne breakfast – when it comes to much less dating sites for abstinence.

After that onto Silverstone to race Ferraris each morning, before clay-pigeon shooting and quad biking in mid-day. A fast shower, next a VIP meal and strippers – they have been however de rigueur, it seems that – at Stringfellows, before moving forward to VIP therapy at Bouji’s, Prince Harry’s favorite hideout. Once you had enough, it really is back again to the Lanesborough . . .

While the expense? About £5,000 per mind. Little modification.